I am so in need of a good laugh, and Chris has come through again! Enjoy! đ
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Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog
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Why isnât the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrheaâŚdoes that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Arenât they just stale bread to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why arenât people from Holland called Holes?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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If itâs true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesnât it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take âcoffee breaks?â
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What hair color do they put on the driverâs licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tinyâŚ
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