1

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

2

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

3

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

4

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

5

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

6

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

7

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

8

Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’

9

What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

10

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny…